Anything I say in my head just sounds like a line.

But lines often express what I want to say better than anything that I could come up with on my own.

And anything I came up with on my own would really just be paraphrasing.

And paraphrasing still counts as plagiarism.

So I really have no other options.

Except for lying.

And why should we be so adamant that we are deserving of something original?

Is it just egotism that leads us to believe that our situation is unique?

Should we really be so surprised that our experiences and feelings are so common?

If we are cut, do we not bleed?

If we eat too much asparagus does our pee not smell funny and look a bit greenish?

Though if you don’t eat asparagus, then you may not be able to relate.

And if you aren’t eating asparagus, I sincerely hope that you are getting enough green leafy vegetables in your diet.

Because you need vitamin B-9.

We all need vitamin B-9